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[Friday
January 23rd, 2009
4:37pm] |
RE:LIVE IN NANNY NEEDED
Reply to: comm-1003246930@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-01-22, 1:51PM EST
In response to:
Very attractive single dad looking for a live-in nanny who is preferably easy on the eyes. Goes without saying must be good with kids. We have a very nice house and have a lot of fun.
Are you looking for a date/wife or a nanny??
*not really sure why you would need to add that you are "very attractive" and that you need a nanny that is "easy on the eyes"
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1003246930
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[Friday
January 23rd, 2009
4:30pm] |
http://www.aupaircare.com/au-pairs/apply-now
what is the fascination with nubile young foreign flesh!?
"u.s. citizens need not apply, we'd like our children to lisp english and say crucial nouns in french."
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[Tuesday
October 28th, 2008
11:45pm] |
A sudden blow: the great wings beating still
Above the staggering girl, her thighs caressed
By the dark webs, her nape caught in his bill,
He holds her helpless breast upon his breast.
How can those terrified vague fingers push
The feathered glory from her loosening thighs?
And how can body, laid in that white rush,
But feel the strange heart beating where it lies?
A shudder in the loins engenders there
The broken wall, the burning roof and tower
And Agamemnon dead.
Being so caught up,
So mastered by the brute blood of the air,
Did she put on his knowledge with his power
Before the indifferent beak could let her drop?
(W.B. Yeats)
( Leda & the Swan )
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[Thursday
October 16th, 2008
12:00am] |
my room mate nick cleaned his two hunting guns during the last debate. i made mint oreo brownies for melissa's birthday, which is on the same day usf plays syracuse for homecoming. there is a tailgate, her family is coming. i live at the all-american pre-marital bliss headquarters and it's awesome.
- fucked up grad school application
- unknown midterm grades until AFTER add/drop period?!?!
- no job yet
+ two more months until miami
+ visiting new york city for CMJ/Freenoise Fest
+ jude the obscure is the most devastatingly beautiful book i've ever read
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[Wednesday
October 8th, 2008
9:53pm] |
my sister told me about a dream that she had a couple years ago
"it was like one of the weirdest dreams i ever i had:
it was in green and white and there was a massive erika factory.
all i remember was an assembly line with lots of boxes and your voice on the loudspeaker telling people what do..."
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[Monday
September 29th, 2008
4:00pm] |
The honey keeps leaking out of the lid. I hold it right side up and it leaks from cracks in the bottom of the glass. My arms are sticky with honey and it hurts to rub up against the wall, the small blond hairs on my moles pull out of my skin and begin to bleed. I leave golden finger prints on the faucet handle and when I use white vinegar to clean them off it burns my nose and I wake up.
Saturday I made a trip to Bearss Groves and bought locust tree honey under an oak "estimated by arborists to be over 400 years old!"
Then old dorm friends had a party with expensive kegs but I left early because there was a fight. Ate brown rice and shrimp with garlic and lime for dinner, walked around the fake lake to get to my car and woke up at five am with a headache.
I am baking again after a long break, I think maybe it's the whole weather thing. It's cold when I leave work at four and there's dew all over my car. I washed it and vacuumed it and wiped it down with smelly armorall. It feels like a stranger's car, especially with the air neutralizer I bought.
It's nice to feel efficient and put money in the bank, not so nice to feel lonely and resentful.
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